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PostSubject: bastard child?   Sun 22 Apr 2007, 1:13 am

this forum has been dead as elvis balls this weekend! whats up with that?
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Sun 22 Apr 2007, 2:29 am

That's right, this thing is colder than Anna Nicole Smith!!! People better start posting in this mother or Jdiddy is gonna hook you up with a scorching case of herpes, but don't worry...if you post a few times before you get the herps we'll just tell people you got stung by a pack of bee's!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Sun 22 Apr 2007, 2:31 am

WHAT WAS UP WITH ANDRE ARLOVSKI WEARING A CONDOM DEPOT SHIRT??? THAT HARRY BASTARD IS PIMPING RUBBERS ON HIS FIGHT GEAR?????
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:07 am

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WHAT WAS UP WITH ANDRE ARLOVSKI WEARING A CONDOM DEPOT SHIRT??? THAT HARRY BASTARD IS PIMPING RUBBERS ON HIS FIGHT GEAR?????
he needs 2 push Mach 3 razors or Alpo!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Sun 22 Apr 2007, 4:05 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Mach 3 razors is a great idea!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Sun 22 Apr 2007, 4:18 pm

Look alive gentleman daddy’s home! And here I have something for you!

http://www.condomdepot.com/
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Sun 22 Apr 2007, 4:22 pm

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Look alive gentleman daddy’s home! And here I have something for you!

http://www.condomdepot.com/
i cant even go 2 the site....id have 2 get some booty 2 need a condom.
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Mon 23 Apr 2007, 7:47 pm

Ah sweet, I'm gonna order up a box of "Rooster Heads"-(french ticklers) HAHAHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Mon 23 Apr 2007, 9:24 pm

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Ah sweet, I'm gonna order up a box of "Rooster Heads"-(french ticklers) HAHAHAHAHA
damn, andy! u are hitting it HARD in locash! a box?
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Tue 24 Apr 2007, 1:13 am

O.K.....a three pack, but its a secret..I got a reputation to uphold-HAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Tue 24 Apr 2007, 6:14 am

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O.K.....a three pack, but its a secret..I got a reputation to uphold-HAHAHA
(i would have said a case)
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Tue 24 Apr 2007, 1:23 pm

I would of said a case but i'm running Low on RUFFIES, maybe Nyquil will work???
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Tue 24 Apr 2007, 7:08 pm

a bottle of the green stuff and a sports car....just ask chuck. it gets him trim!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Tue 24 Apr 2007, 7:33 pm

Yeah, you know that saying "if something works for me I stick with it!". I'd say it applies here, gonna have to work on the sports car though. What do ya think ceL, maybe a convertible Mazda Miata? JK-
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Tue 24 Apr 2007, 8:45 pm

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Yeah, you know that saying "if something works for me I stick with it!". I'd say it applies here, gonna have to work on the sports car though. What do ya think ceL, maybe a convertible Mazda Miata? JK-
those are 15" s.....but i keeps them shits clean!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Tue 24 Apr 2007, 10:27 pm

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Yeah, you know that saying "if something works for me I stick with it!". I'd say it applies here, gonna have to work on the sports car though. What do ya think ceL, maybe a convertible Mazda Miata? JK-
those are 15" s.....but i keeps them shits clean!

LMFAO!!!!! ROFL!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Tue 24 Apr 2007, 10:34 pm

Hard to find 15 inch SPINNERS BABY!!!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Wed 25 Apr 2007, 1:58 am

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Ah sweet, I'm gonna order up a box of "Rooster Heads"-(french ticklers) HAHAHAHAHA


I have a funny story about French ticklers but what the hell is a rooster head?
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Wed 25 Apr 2007, 2:20 am

A tickler looks like a roosters head with the little chicken mohawk deal!!!! French tickler-AKA- Roosterhead--LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Wed 25 Apr 2007, 6:18 pm

turn it inside out! no sense in her having all the fun! hell! she doesnt even cook!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Wed 25 Apr 2007, 6:28 pm

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turn it inside out! no sense in her having all the fun! hell! she doesnt even cook!

OH MAN YOUR FREAKING KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Wed 25 Apr 2007, 6:31 pm

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CeLnVA wrote:
turn it inside out! no sense in her having all the fun! hell! she doesnt even cook!

OH MAN YOUR FREAKING KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!
3 minutes!~ its all im givin'.....its all i got! a heavyweight round lasts 3 minutes.....and mother fuckers have been knocked out in the first!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Wed 25 Apr 2007, 6:38 pm

Richard Pryor got some of the same shit..."I can screw real hard for about 3-4 minutes, then I need eight hours of sleep!!" Bernie Mac is hysterical!!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Wed 25 Apr 2007, 6:41 pm

someone told me 2 put coke on my dick so u could fuck longer......shouldnt have told me that, jack! now my dick has a jones! $200 a day....just 2 get my dick hard!
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PostSubject: Re: bastard child?   Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:23 pm

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someone told me 2 put coke on my dick so u could fuck longer......shouldnt have told me that, jack! now my dick has a jones! $200 a day....just 2 get my dick hard!
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